Monday, February 17, 2020

You still make my crazy little heart go boom.


I faintly remember saying I won't actually get into reviews of each album by this band. Mainly because they're CD's and mainly because this could mean five very long posts but I figured what the hell. I love them so why not. Starting with the lastest album and working my way towards the first one. Possibly.We'll see, might just be this one post.

It's pretty much impossible for me to define my music tastes. Do I love metal, classic rock, hard rock, heavy metal, country, pop,…a bit of everything I'd say. Maybe some genres prevail but really even that dependes on so many factors. But I think it's safe to say that pop punk and punk rock are a big thing in my house. Green day, Blink 182, All time low, Neck deep, (tons more), all my boys and I love their music so much. So this band this post is about is just the same fun pop punk band that I grew up with. Looking back it's crazy how much they've shaped my life, helped me grow, feel less alone and understand certain things. It's crazy to think how music really does save lives.

Simple plan is one of those bands that writes lyrics that ''kids'' like I can really relate to. And you know what? It feels SO nice being understood. When nobody else does, the music will right?

First time I saw them live was eight years ago and saying I didn't cry the entire show would be lying. It was a big deal for me, I had a hotel booked in Vienna, stayed there for like a week. Not stalking the band mind you (though I should) but just having some fun, seeing the museums,…life used to be good no? Anyways, seeing them for that first time, I was so nervous that in that hotel room I put my clothes inside out, used nailpolish instead of eyeliner remover and probably painted more of my fingers than nails. Seems silly now, but that was something for me. I was eighteen at the time and was about to see the band I basically listened to since I was like nine.

I also made some friends because of them, met them while waiting in front of the venue. Such nice people. Just proof that ''Astronauts'' really are super nice. I never made it to the meet and greet though and y'all are gonna laugh now but really I don't have the balls to go. I know, I know. Believe me I know it's insane but honest to god I am dead scared of making a fucking idiot out of myself. Lol. They're just people yeah, really nice and sweet people that is, but like, put me in a room with my heroes and I choke. This is the same situation as it would be if I'd ever stood in front of Gerard Way. My god. I think I'd forgot any and all languages besides pig squeel. Ugh. How can I tell a certain super star actor that he's a dick (It was totally by accident I'm still super sorry about that) but can't face my favourite musicians? I keep telling myself next time, next time, and honestly, next concert will be my fourth one (when and if it happens) and I think it's about time to get over my fear no?




Alright the album.  Did I mention I have a signed copy which means their finger prints are all over and oh my god? Like literally, they touched it! (ignore the crazy fangirl). I was beyond upset when the new album didn't come to our dumb country, which gets about as much new stuff as a priest sees *****. Which should be zero but I think we know how things work right? Anyways, I decided to wait before ordering online if only, maybe, perhaps our stores get it by accident. They never did, but boy am I glad I waited because then I got my own copy at their last concert I saw. And did I mention that it's SIGNED! And that this was also the show at which I got David's guitar pick? Like literally stage used guitar pick, which HE himself threw off stage. You guys, that's gotta be one of my most prized possesions. The merch guy selling them at the gig tho ''oh cool you want a CD? They come signed by the band you know'' and I'm just like ''I do, I got instagram''. Stalker much? Lol.

I loved this band way back in the day when MTV used to be good. Yes kids I am old and yes MTV used to be good. You know it played Motley Crue, Skid Row, Guns N' Roses and Warrant like all the time? And now it plays crap like Billie whatever she is and things that are a disgrace for music, like Justin Bieber but lets not go there right now.

I think SP are really the band that got me into this whole pop punk scene, I didn't listen to much of it before them. Green day only. But them working and playing with different bands really got me into it much more.  And they've been a constant in my life. My solid ground if you will. People come and go, friendships and families fall apart, things change like a god damn wheel of fortune is turning but this band has been there for me through thick and thin making me feel better, less alone and mostly less anxious.

Seeing them for the second and third time was just as special. People say ''oh but you've seen the band already, why go again?''. Uhm, because I love their music? Because they make new music? Because no show is really the same? Second time I drove to Vienna on the day of the concert and there was an accident on the road making us late and if you think I didn't lose it with nerves you're wrong. I thought I'd jump out of the car and ran to the venue. I'd be totally capable of it too. Seriously I was a wreck the second time too, crying before the show even started. Got to meet the singer of the support band though. That was great. We took some pictures, talked a bit, he gave me their CD. Which actually somehow brings us back to the meet and greet, a friend of mine went, we talked after the show how it was. The hugging?! I honestly think I'd pass out, why must they be so charming and adorable and love hugging fans? Ugh.

I'm sorry but you guys on the second show, there's a break in the songs where Pierre always asks ''is anyone here from Canada?'' and like a bunch of other countries, random, European. And on my second concert he actually asked ''who here is from Slovenia?'' if you think that didn't give me a full blown cardiac arrest you are wrong. Really wrong. And possibly the best part of the show was locking eyes with David and having him smile right at me. Actually, how am I even alive today? By all natures laws I should be dead.

Alright I suppose I need to dial it way back down and write some words about the album. It's super catchy and fun that's obviously a no brainer. First song on this album is called ''Opinion overload'' and it's a strong track with a lot of heavy guitar parts. The song is heavier than what we've been used to from the band and quite literally it's a big huge fuck you to anybody who tries to tell you what to do, what to think, who to be. It's a very loud, catchy song, with a statement and it makes you excited for the rest of the album, I can't imagine a better opening song. Not just theirs but in general. I believe it was actually born out of rage towards critics, who never liked Simple plan much. I mean, I did say several times that critics are fucking assholes didn't I?

Songs such as ''Boom!'' (did y'all see the music video? It features so many of my favourites!), ''Nostalgic'', ''P.S. I hate you'', ''Kiss me like nobody'' is watching (we all have someone to who we'd like to dedicate both of these last two songs to don't we? Actually, sadly I have more people for that second to last one but alright), they are total Warped tour or for us Europeans summer festival anthems, and if you turn it up loud and close your eyes, it's like being smack in the middle of one of them, instead of stuck in the cold boring EU. These songs have this fun vibe and fast punk tempo while still remaining just pop rock enough to be a perfect blend for a break from heavier music.

''Singing in the rain'' feels a bit out of place but it's a great song none the less and I LOVED the video. And you know which video I also LOVED? ''I don't wanna go to bed''. Oh my god is that one fun or what? The song is catchy, makes me look at David and think ''yeah well I'd rather go to bed with you than alone too but here we are in a matching onesie with my cat, eating Nutella with a spoon and watching a movie about Ted Bundy'' don't judge me. Anyways the video is a parody to Baywatch. Y'all know Baywatch right? Or am I really THAT old? Lol. I loved the whole slow running, the lifeguard thing they got going on and the best, literally the best part is the ending where David Hasselhoff goes ''my god this is going to be huge in Germany''. Hilarious.

Another song with a great vibe is ''I don't wanna be sad''. Because it's just an anthem to actually deciding to take your life into your hands. It says it like it is. Yeah life sucks sometimes, and yeah there will be bad days but fuck those bad days, don't let them get you down. And that is such an important trait to have. To know life can get messy but to also know it can be amazing. The song is fun and cheery it just sort of fills you with positive energy and makes you feel like ''hell, maybe everything will be alright after all''. This song just like the ones mentioned above tie together themes of love, positive vibes, not giving a flying fuck about unwanted opinions or advice (or critics) and I believe they have this nice flow to them, they flow nicely through the entire album.

''Everything sucks'' and ''I refuse'' are two more fast paced songs, with a slight pop vibe but still heavy and fast enough for punk rock fans to enjoy. And also both with a great message. Everything does suck when that someone you love isn't around right?  And ''I refuse'' is brilliant in it's own because hell I refuse things written in this song too. I refuse to be told how to live, I refuse to live by other peoples rules, I refuse to live under a certain dictature,''I refuse to apologise for who I am and I refuse to ever let somebody say I can't'', I refuse all of it. And this song gets it. They get it. The message, the life, the point of it all.

Then there's the ballads. First one is ''Perfectly perfect''. Which I gotta say I was kinda hoping is a word play to their big hit single ''Perfect''. That would be amazing don't you think? The way All time low reference their old verses in their new songs. Anyways, it's not like that, it's a love song which is just equally amazing and the official video made me sob bullets I am not even lying. It's beautiful, and maybe a little overlooked. I am telling you if any man played this song to me I am his forever. It's touching, heartfelt, and you can feel the love not just the love which the song is about but the love that was put into creating it.

Then you got ''Problem child'' which is closest to continiung the themes from ''Perfect''. The band still isn't over their childhood problems it seems and they're still sort of struggling with certain topics conected to their families. Trust me I can relate. There's no other force as strong to either lift you up or bury you, like your family can do. The song is very melodic and very different. Just as the last song is ''I dream about you''. I gotta tell you it's not my favourite at all and I tend to turn the CD off before the last song starts. Why? Simple reason. It's a duet with Juliet Simms and quite honestly I can't stand her, not her entire persona or her voice. And I just imagine how much better this song would be with Cassadee Pope even if Pierres and Juliets voice actually function okay with each other. Y'all I'm sorry if you're fans of Juliet but this is just my opinion. Else the song is just very different from everything they ever did and different in a good way, it's slow, it's gentle, melodic, goose bumps worthy song.

Generally this is an album you'd expect these boys to put out with a tiny bit of surprise added to the mix. I'm torn between loving that and wishing a change. I don't know. A good thing that works shouldn't be replaced right? But at what point do you crave a change? I don't know really. But point is this albums is amazing just like all the rest are and worth it's space on your shelf or iPod. It's actually the album I love most, they show how they love eachother as brothers on it, they are a ''team'' and knowing all this could be taken from me, us, makes me love it that much more. They had their issues but they struggled through the storm and came out as fucking winners and I love them so much. At this point I'd like to finish up this post by saying how proud I am of David, he had his demons but he worked through them and came out stronger in the end and it just really fills me with some sort of warmth and positive feeling when I see him smile these days.

P.S. Is it creepy that I know who's who by looking at their butts?

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